There is no Them. There are only facets of Us.

So, to get me to start writing fic (because I need a hobby) I'm doing a table. I'll try to do one a week (which probs wont happen). Each column will feature fic from a different show/book/whatever unless I change my mind. ( Et, Voila! )

1332 / 50000 words.

Oh dear, another table.
( H-A-DOUBLE L-O-DOUBLE U- DOUBLE E-N SPELLS HALLOWEEN )
It will probably be original stuff I've wanted to write forever. OR what ever I fell like writing.

She was instantly calm, like tranquility was oozing from his hands to her shoulders and flowing down to her toes. She stayed on his eyes, focusing even through the blood spilling from her head wound. He did not blink, did not look away until the feeling went from her toes to the top of her curls.

He spoke then, very softly, “I’m glad you are composed now, but you must stay that way. We have guests, and another outburst would be most unpleasant.”

Kennedy decided she was being talked down to, and started to reply in a horrible stage whisper when she noticed the thousand yellow eyes watching the pair. Okay, maybe she was over-reacting a little by saying it was a thousand, but it was definitely a large amount of animals looking at her and the boy from a tree that was way too close.

She woke up slightly after passing out. Twenty seconds by the boy’s count.

Kennedy started freaking out, which was one of the things she was really good at. Usually when she freaked out, she just repeated a few words over and over again: “Oh, God. Oh, God. Ohgodohgodohgodohgod.”

“Listen,” the boy that woke her up started. His voice rose slightly over Kennedy’s breakdown sounds, but not enough to quell her fear.

It was then that Kennedy put her hand to her forehead, and upon feeling something wet and warm, brought her hand as close to her eyes as she could while still being able to see. She seemed like she was about to scream and blackout again, but the boy gripped her shoulders and her eyes met his.

“Excuse me?”

Kennedy woke groggily, not like a random teenage boy had just woken her in a graveyard.

“Excuse me!” He repeated while Kennedy blinked and rubbed her short crop of hair.

The boy continued to look at her, expecting her to turn into a dragon from the hardness of his gaze. She licked her lips, shifted her legs from under her, and stood up. After wiping the drool from her mouth she asked, “Yes?”

The boy was absolutely astounded. “How… how can you be so blasé when you just woke up in a graveyard next to a tombstone, for God’s sake?!”

Kennedy finally took in her surroundings and promptly passed out.

A. List seven habits/quirks/facts about yourself.
B. Tag seven people to do the same.
C. Do not tag the person who tagged you or say that you tag "whoever wants to do it".

1. I'm doing so little work in college and still doing really well.
2. I haven't written fic in about a month.
3. Being Vegan is cool, but sometimes I just want some damn cookies.
4. I like root beer for all the wrong reasons.
5. I have a wee bit of a crush on the cute RA on the 3rd floor.
6. I once had a dream about meeting Hank and John Green and hanging out with them for a day while we jaunted around Pittsburgh.
7. I hope some people from high school will continue talking to me on FB, remember that I am awesome, and not forget about me so we can be friends after college.

There's this sign in the window of Stone that says "LADIES-- for a good time come to 229!" I found this quite immature.

Then, this morning I noticed the sign in the window above it. This sign reads: "They all have HERPES!!!"


I love college.

Hank Green

Are you male or female:
Lady Lady Song

Describe yourself:
I'm Not Edward Cullen

How do you feel about yourself:
The Deep-Sea Angler Fish (Not really the title, but more the lyrics)

Describe where you currently live:
This Isn't Hogwarts!

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Looking for Alaska

Your best friend is:
What Would Captain Picard Do?

You know that:
I Know

What's the weather like:
It's Too Hot

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
Dead Boy's Girlfriend

What is life to you:
It All Makes Sense in the End

What is the best advice you have to give:
DFTBA

If you could change your name, what would it be:
Helen Hunt

Your favorite food is:
The List (It talks about fish, I swear)

HO SHIT I JUST REMEMBERED I NEED TO WRITE FIC.

GO GO GO GO.

Is there a hobby you want to take up?
I'd like to learn how to play the ukulele, but I stink at instruments.

Have you ever lied to a teacher to get out of a deadline?
I've never tried to get an extension.

What kind of books do you read?
Everything but the really smutty romance stuff. That sort of books make me feel awkward.

What is the weather like today?
Warmmm. It was raining before.

What's a major wish of yours?
To have money to pay for college so I can stop selling my soul to PNC bank.

Who is your celebrity crush?
Sondre. Lerche. He's freaking adorable.

What's your current fandom/obsession/addiction?
Uhhhhh... watching YouTube videos? I catch on to things late.

What are you listening to right now?
Thank You Mario, But Our Princess is in Another Castle- The Mountain Goats. I'm totally making that into a ringtone soon.

What food could you eat every day for weeks and not get sick of?
Mashed Potatoes. Or eggs.

What websites do you always visit when you go online?
All the comics I read and YouTube.

What was the last thing you bought?
Popcorn at the movies with Jorrie.

What was the cutest thing you've seen today?
I'm gonna take Alex's answer and say my kitty.

Does the weather affect your mood?
Nope. I like weather.

What is your zodiac sign?
Pisces. OMG, I THINK I SPELLED IT RIGHT.

Do you want to learn another language?
Gaelic, but it's not commonly spoken, so there would be no need for it.

What do you like to do when you need cheering up?
Read? I dunno. I usually get distracted and forget I'm upset.

If you had to live in another country, what country would you live in?
Ireland. Fo' shiz.

One thing you want to change about yourself.
Actually having a chin, not this fake one I have now.

What are you looking forward to?
BEATLES ROCK BAAAAAAND. And a bunch of other video games I'll have to save up for. DAMN COINCIDING RELEASE DATES.

Say something to the person who tagged you:
If she were a boy, we would totally be going out right now. In fact, we'd probably already be married.

I TAG NO ONE.

sparkism’s challenge.

Disclaimer: I don’t own characters, but I do own words.



( I’m too lazy to do six cuts, so here’s one )

Title: I’d Ship That

Fandom: Claire Stuff

Parings: Claire/Vending machine

Rating: K+

Disclaimer: Claire owns this, but not legally, so I can steal it all I want!

Notes: Take that, pigglehumsy

( Last Tuesday, Claire Kiwi... )

Title: Things That Go “Bump”

Fandom: Hero

Parings: Thom/ Goran

Rating: K +

Disclaimer: I don’t own Hero, nor am I making money off of it.

Notes: For aloneindarknes7

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Oh, God. Two people (other than aloneindarknes7 ) favorited my TMNT fic. THERE ARE FREAKS ON THE INTERNET AND THEY ARE TRYING TO GET INTO MY GOOD GRACES.

Title: Ouroboros
Fandom: Doctor Who
Rating: K
Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who, nor am I making money off of it.
Notes: Tenth Doctor and Rose timeframe. If you think this is far-fetched, you should watch some episodes Russell T Davis wrote.
( The Doctor jumped, landing... )